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That's why raccoons are so valuable.
Date: 2010-05-20 21:28
Subject: HB2M
Security: Public
Mood:ecstaticecstatic
Music:TIMEKILLER!!!
Tags:journal
1. Soooooo.... I turned thirty-five on Monday, and I celebrated this apparently momentous occasion by projectile vomiting for seventy-two hours. It was, as you can likely imagine, EPIC. :D

The best thing about having the stomach flu for three days is that fourth day, when one is no longer nauseous, achy, or barfing violently at the slightest hint of food. Even though I am weak, dehydrated, and downright loopy right now, I am ECSTATIC that I am not currently hunched over the toilet, trashcan, and/or nearest planter spewing hydrochloric acidy goodness all over whatever happens to be in my path.

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That's why raccoons are so valuable.
Date: 2010-03-26 22:20
Subject: BD Horror News - A Fake Prom Kidnapping Goes Horribly Wrong in 'Reach'
Security: Public
Hooray for publicity!!

BD Horror News - A Fake Prom Kidnapping Goes Horribly Wrong in 'Reach'
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That's why raccoons are so valuable.
Date: 2010-01-08 18:54
Subject: A Faceless Melon, Part 2 (of 2), R
Security: Public
Location:Hippocampusing
Mood:hopefulhopeful
Music:Clint Mansel - Memories (Moon Soundtrack)
Tags:pairing: chuck/clair, pairing: chuck/geoffrey, r-rated, swc
Title: A Faceless Melon (2/2)
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey; Chuck/Claire
Rating: R, for teh sad and some adult themes.
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, please don’t sue.
Notes: This continues the tale of what happened to Chuck and Claire after Flatpoint High burned to the ground in that terrible accidental riot.
Part 1


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That's why raccoons are so valuable.
Date: 2010-01-07 23:28
Subject: A Faceless Melon, Part 1 (of 2)
Security: Public
Location:All tomorrow's parties
Mood:discontentdiscontent
Music:And One - Reaffirming Strafbomber
Tags:pairing: chuck/clair, pairing: chuck/geoffrey, r-rated, swc
Title: A Faceless Melon (1/2)
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey; Chuck/Claire
Rating: R overall, for teh sad and some adult themes/situations.
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, rather, just borrowing them. Please don’t sue.
Notes: This jumps around in time a bit, but mostly takes place about fifteen years after the burning of Flatpoint High. It sort of explores Chuck’s delightfully defective psyche and his state of mind after certain seemingly inevitable events have occurred.  It's also a meditation on how this character and his relationships might have evolved over the years. It's considerably more melancholy than my previous Chuck/Geoffrey fics, but sometimes angst can be just as fun as porn (maybe??? I hope!!). Comments, critiques, and friendliness welcome, as always! :)


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That's why raccoons are so valuable.
Date: 2009-11-23 01:12
Subject: Shh, story
Security: Public
Location:Bed
Mood:excitedexcited
Music:Placebo: One of a Kind
Tags:story
So I signed up to write for the secret santa thing over at fakenews_fanfic... I was hesitant at first because I tend to be pretty one-track minded (my brain = the monorail at Disneyland) when it comes to couples I want to write porn about. But then I thought, "What the heck?" and signed up for one. Now I'm super excited because I brainstormed all this stuff tonight and I feel like I'm well on my way toward meeting my giftee's request. Oh, if only I didn't have to be up in four hours I would totally stay up all night and write...

Hee hee.
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That's why raccoons are so valuable.
Date: 2009-11-19 22:20
Subject: Guh
Security: Public
Location:Down the Port-a-Cath
Mood:exhaustedexhausted
Music:Bright Eyes
Tags:armpits, superporny porn
I keep staying up way too late working on this super porny three-part Chuck/Geoffrey NC-17 fic. Part two somehow turned out to be really super awesome, but parts one and three are just okay. I've got to figure out how to fine tune them so they are all in postable form. And get more sleep.

Also, I don't understand what the protocol is regarding friending around here. I don't want to just start friend-assaulting random people without knowing the rules, if there are any.

Thirdly, my right armpit reeks. I even tried to use some of that Purell hand sanitizer under there to kill whatever stink-producing bacteria have taken up residence, but to no avail.

Fourthly, split infinitives are so wrong, but they sound so right to my ears.
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That's why raccoons are so valuable.
Date: 2009-11-01 12:55
Subject: Hi there
Security: Public
Location:Down in the Basement
Mood:awakeawake
Music:Rambo
Tags:ramblings
So... I'm new to this LiveJournal thing. I discovered it last Tuesday, via a link on a Facebook group that brought me to theboysroom. I stayed up waaaaaaay past my bedtime reading Noblet-Jellineck fanfics (yay!), and then the next day I decided to write one of my own. I made a LiveJournal account just so I could post it, haha. Now I'm still trying to figure this place out....


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